I know it’s not really cooking, and that I probably shouldn’t even mention it here, but sometimes a girl just feels like booty, and the thought of going to the grocery store, chopping shit up, and standing long enough to cook it is very, very unappealing. Times like these are times I rely on soup in a bag.
Of course everyone eats soup when they’re sick: It’s easy, the steaminess instantly makes you feel better, and there’s all kinds of vegetables and good stuff in it. And sure, canned soup is easier, but this stuff is way, way, way better, and only takes about 15 minutes. And if you’re not feeling supremely lazy and/or sick, you can add in all kinds of vegetables and other good stuff, and actually serve it to people because it doesn’t taste like it came from a can.
I’m not getting paid by these people or anything, I just thought I’d let you in on the deal. If you see this shit in the market, it’s totally worth it. And hopefully, all the nutritive properties of lentils and carrots and stuff will knock this cold right on its ass, and out of me. Then I can get back to cooking real stuff.